refreshment

haven't blogged in ages.

supposed to be either 1. marking my student's bio paper or 2. typing out my patients' clerking data or 3. sleeping like a drugged pig but am doing neither... instead i've resorted to mindlessly trawling the net for blogposts on what people do when their friends pass away and the recipe for tutu kueh.

talk about leading a pointless, undriven existence :D i currently contribute nil to societal value and about 5 bucks per hour to my family's electricity bill haha :D

okay. resolution to start marking the paper in 11mins time and at least attempt the patient thingy til 12.30am. i'm guessing i probably won't even deign to regain consciousness tml til the sun shines full blast on my butt... 9am is my target :P gotta leave the house by 11 latest or else i'll be late for tuition :P

2 phrases/isues on my mind right now - synonyms for the word "resolution", cos i couldn't think of a good description for it during the game of taboo yesterday at denise's anatolian frou-frou (read -branded italian ice cream, pronounced FAINALI, FAINALI, 21" :D), and silent repose, cos the girl who played anne ma in the channel u show Perfect Cut was really pretty, very fair, and looks like the classical chiobu you'd meet on the streets. so that lent credibility to her acting, though i've never seen her before on the mini screen so i guess this must be her virgin ke-chuan (i.e. 50 cents actress, or mini role) or else i've been away from tv influences for too long:P the latter sounds like a real possibility cos i've been really, really, really busy.

so i agree with jack that i need to parcel out my time for some R&R occasionally :D but guess what! i've always been the lousy one who pangsehs him at the last min, but this week it's HIS turn to turn me down cos of a meeting :D muahaha. can poke fun at him the next time we meet. lolx.

oh yes. CONGRATULATIONS ma cherie. YOU CAN NOW BUY AS MANY YANGTZE TICKETS AND ZOUK ENTRANCES AS YOU WANT :D though i'd like to say, haha, no need to wait for me to watch the raunchy films with you... i see human genitalia in all their naked, hairy glory (or not) every single day... haha. i gotta comment on something though. (thank God only 0.228 humans read my blog... or else if i had a slightly higher readership i'd get blasted on STOMP and the tabloids tml for the comment to come) of the approximately 100 male, ahem, phalluses i've seen so far, in various colors, shapes and angulations... most are rather small. in fact a couple are really quite puny. for a guy their owner's age that is. heh. and i checked their files! they don't have chronic liver disease or any testicular problems. so why that disappointing size, i dunno. maybe singaporean men don't play with themselves enough. haha. practise is supposed to make it bigger, no? i'm thinking migratory phallic degeneration too, cos even the foreign talents have pretty small ones. but on average i'd say theirs are really a shade bigger than their local counterparts. tuttut. we have to work harder in bed! :P anyway the prize has to go to this anonymous guy who came into a&e in shock (i heard it was a case of accident) and apparently the peripheral vasoconstriction was so severe that his cock disppeared. haha. okay i didn't have the"honor" of seeing this disappearing dick - my guy classmates did. at resuscitation, when they wanted to catheterise him to measure urine output (cos we need to make sure he's not in kidney failure) they realised they couldn't find it cos it was so far retracted. lolx. i can't imagine what i'd do in that situation... and no, i dont think a blow job would help :P haha. i'd probably use suprapubic cath (the pragmatic me) or stand there stupidly and struggle to resuface it by massaging the damned thing (the idiotic and sadly, 98%-of-the-time me)

okay how did i end up talking about genitalia??? urgh. and yes, i've exceeded my time quota! so off i go to mark the stupid paper and type out the stupid details. need a new patient for a new writeup! urgh. thinking of a hepatobiliary case. yes. something infinitely more erudite sounding than an abscess would be nice. lolx :P